Prepare to run

That snow and ice is hanging suspended past the gutters at least 12" and there's a ton of weight just waiting to slide off the roof. One of the projects for this summer is putting up thingamabobs on the roof to prevent this from happening next winter.

Current shop exiting procedure:
1. Open door cautiously, looking up.
2. Slam door shut and immediately plaster yourself against exterior wall while waiting for impending snow/ice avalanche. (you see, we want all that snow to come down as it's a bit dangerous)
3. If nothing comes down and you hear nothing resembling a herd of elephants running past, RUN!!